dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

wickedsteph:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!

Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

me reading my own posts: um no one cares asshole
thatfunnyblog:

life motto boys and girls

thatfunnyblog:

life motto boys and girls

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

illkim:

"Mom what’s for dinner"

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"There’s some leftovers in the fri-"

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svveden:

H҉͟͏̷̯̘̼͙A̴̷͙͚̬̹̥͙̝̲͖̖̤̻̻͖͞V̢̗͕̟̣͞E̷̢͙͓͙̣͎̯̰͞ͅ ̷̧̝̯̱̞̰̗̹̰̝̠̣͍S̛̩̘̙̩̜̥͇͓̤̖͎̙̕͢ͅO̴̢̧҉̼̠̯̠̥̫̤̣͇̯̜̩̪ͅM̧̧͓̹̲̻͡͝E̸̢̨̦̣̳̭̱ ̷̩̘͔͎̜̼̯̼̝̙̬͍̟̼̺͈͚͎͍̕͜M͢҉̨͔͈̙͕͍̲͙̥̠̲̞̝͔̗͚̬͙C̴̴̳̳͎̱̫̺̩̹̦͕͇̯̳̱͓͞ͅǸ̙̤̲̻̤͉͓̦͉̟͉̪̳̟̟͠U̧̝̖̜̠̦̣̟̝̠Ģ͇̝͔̲͉͘Ģ͇͇͎̣͈̫̱͇̤̀͠E̶͏̣̺̰͖T҉̴̯̼͉̦̝̲̕͞͝S̵̲̮̺͍̲̦̥̝̠̥̫̥̮͈̬̯̘͞

svveden:

H҉͟͏̷̯̘̼͙A̴̷͙͚̬̹̥͙̝̲͖̖̤̻̻͖͞V̢̗͕̟̣͞E̷̢͙͓͙̣͎̯̰͞ͅ ̷̧̝̯̱̞̰̗̹̰̝̠̣͍S̛̩̘̙̩̜̥͇͓̤̖͎̙̕͢ͅO̴̢̧҉̼̠̯̠̥̫̤̣͇̯̜̩̪ͅM̧̧͓̹̲̻͡͝E̸̢̨̦̣̳̭̱ ̷̩̘͔͎̜̼̯̼̝̙̬͍̟̼̺͈͚͎͍̕͜M͢҉̨͔͈̙͕͍̲͙̥̠̲̞̝͔̗͚̬͙C̴̴̳̳͎̱̫̺̩̹̦͕͇̯̳̱͓͞ͅǸ̙̤̲̻̤͉͓̦͉̟͉̪̳̟̟͠U̧̝̖̜̠̦̣̟̝̠Ģ͇̝͔̲͉͘Ģ͇͇͎̣͈̫̱͇̤̀͠E̶͏̣̺̰͖T҉̴̯̼͉̦̝̲̕͞͝S̵̲̮̺͍̲̦̥̝̠̥̫̥̮͈̬̯̘͞

luigl:

sageruto:

complete this post

im not racist but

i love to fuck eggs, all i can think about is their white exterior rubbing against my dick im not racist but egg fucking is my true passion

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky


You can build yourself a third husky

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

coryy:

My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge