my name's alien.
my real name's al but truth be told, I ain't from this planet,
y'all.

this is a personal blog

i blog about literally everything im going to be at my wedding reception with my phone and be like “dat was aight i guess”

skarvika:

learn how to talk like me

my stepdad is trying to compliment my mom on her cooking and she literally will not accept it shhhh mom JUST SAY FUCKIN THANK YOU DON’T MAKE IT A BIG DEAL

today i wrote about a boy for the first time in almost a year this feels good

give me boba tea and indian food and a hug

kiss me just kidding

moralnihilism:

don’t fall in love w me I’m crazy

the pretending like my self esteem is low so i can hook up with a boy act turned into actually having really low self esteem and needing to hook up w/ boys to stay semi-stable this was not at all what i wanted

what’s self respect??????

or a tattoo that says “i don’t even need to be drunk just tell me i’m pretty a few times and i’m urs forever please though i need validation i am still so sad”