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my hair is doing a weird juno temple thing today im not happy bout it

pillowboat:

feel ugly?? no. don’t feel ugly. make flower crown. prettiest flower crown. the best one. pretty flowers. pink????? purple flower????? blue??? make flower crown. wear it. wear it everywhere. feel gold. 

where can i find a swingset it’s very important i am asking for a friend

hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

PSA: don’t give me attention unless you’re prepared to give me infinite attention after that

i should shower but also i have no reason to shower besides personal hygiene and i wish that were enough

shewillbelubed:

stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast

i just woke up nocturnal is complete

i gave my address to someone last night but i can’t remember who this could be a serious problem

one of the dudes upstairs is stomping around i hope he’s okay he seems angry and it is very early to be angry are you okay dude

that part in the black eyed peas song when he’s like FILL UP MY CUP that’s how i feel about tonight

i should delete my blog because i feel like it’s just adding another form of toxicity to my life but then how else would every uninterested third party see the collapse of my relationships and mental state

hurting yourself and hurting other people isn’t cool or fun

everything is so fucking toxic okay it’s time to wake the fuck up

this whole obsession with hurting yourself and hurting other people is actually so fuckin weird like i know i’ve begged a few people to punch me in the face before but like that hurts???? punching hurts and mean words hurt and rough sex hurts can we all just be nice please

im not even attracted to leo anymore i just want him to be my father and teach me how to roller skate

ierosway:

[breaks into ur house] gET THE FUCK UP WE’RE SAVING ROCK AND ROLL

ive been mad about that for five years

one time in eighth grade a boy accused me of breaking his heart and said a lot of really shitty thing about me because i didn’t want to be his girlfriend and that’s why feminism needs to be a thing okay i shouldn’t be vilified for exercising the basic human right to say no to something i don’t want to do

IM REALLY MAD ABOUT SOMETHING WATCH OUT I’LL FUCK SHIT UP

*aggressively watches netflix*

i have a really cute playlist and a really nice candle and im tiny and precious why isn’t everyone begging to sleep with me tonight

my sheets smell so sweet this is so nice

chekovvv:

i want someone to cuddle me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to kiss me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to roughly shove me up against the wall and make out with me until my head spins (◡‿◡✿)

im going to punch fuckin will fuckin santana in his stupid face

IM NOT TRYNA BOOTYCALL YOU I JUST NEED A BODY NEXT TO ME TONIGHT PLEASE COME OVER GOD DAMMIT

i haven’t had to sleep alone since summer started i don’t wanna start now

fuckin will santana always ALWAYS snapchats me the phrase “ey whaddup” and then i tell him what’s up but he doesn’t do anything about it

i just woke up god dammit

drunkfeferi:

I just want to be treated like a princess all day (◡‿◡✿)
Then fucked senseless until I’m screaming (◠‿◠✿)
Then cuddled and held all night long to keep nightmares away (◕‿◕✿)

attention friends come to my bed and keep me warm

i hate this dad thing because like three of my friends are doing the dad thing lately and it’s all kinds of conflicting

hot dads who wear belts okay wow

BUT SERIOUSLY I KNOW IT’S A FUN JOKE BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOT DADS

lilgay:

dUMB bOyS

lilgay:

“what are you doing tonight” “nothing” 

this is when u ask me to hang out ahem

bluestiel:

sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying

don’t fucking flatter yourself

kelly are you tryna holla

everyone show up to my house i want all the visitors all the time