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I just now realized how weird last night was

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:14:11 -0400

I just now realized how weird last night was

vevovevo: i only smoke Swarovski Crystal meth

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:13:41 -0400

vevovevo:

i only smoke Swarovski Crystal meth

ecrush: hmu if u like lips bc mine are rly nice

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:03:16 -0400

ecrush:

hmu if u like lips bc mine are rly nice

I just really appreciate Cameron.

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:33:33 -0400

I just really appreciate Cameron.

god dammit i’m watching a sixteen year old girl do the same stupid shit i did when i was sixteen and...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:24:02 -0400

god dammit i’m watching a sixteen year old girl do the same stupid shit i did when i was sixteen and that wasn’t even that long ago but im feeling maternal and sagely as hell i need to guide her i am the obi-wan kenobi of poor adolescent choices

google searches from last night include “do long fries come from big potatoes”...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:15:25 -0400

google searches from last night include “do long fries come from big potatoes” “how big are potaotes” “soviet potao vodka” “BGI POTES” and ” booyt call ettique”

sorry if i don’t look happy to be here in your label office but they said i can’t smoke...

Sat, 25 May 2013 09:57:36 -0400

sorry if i don’t look happy to be here in your label office but they said i can’t smoke weed here

aight im going to saturday detention until twelve and i’m working in the store until four and...

Sat, 25 May 2013 09:55:08 -0400

aight im going to saturday detention until twelve and i’m working in the store until four and i’ve had like half an hour of sleep ayyiiiight sick

eeeveyrday is like sunday

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:17:46 -0400

eeeveyrday is like sunday

THRE AREPROABLY SOME REALL Y BIG POTATOES OUT THER EOH YM GUFCKIGN GOD

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:16:00 -0400

THRE AREPROABLY SOME REALL Y BIG POTATOES OUT THER EOH YM GUFCKIGN GOD

wait i was doing so well how did i end up like this

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:00:55 -0400

wait i was doing so well how did i end up like this

WINE

Sat, 25 May 2013 05:40:22 -0400

WINE

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:59:53 -0400

arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um...

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:59:36 -0400

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

arcs: the kinkiest thing i’ve ever done is have a crush on a republican

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:28:38 -0400

arcs:

the kinkiest thing i’ve ever done is have a crush on a republican

my quest to have my butt touched has hit a bitter and sad end

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:28:05 -0400

my quest to have my butt touched has hit a bitter and sad end

i blog about literally everything im going to be at my wedding reception with my phone and be like...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:59:48 -0400

i blog about literally everything im going to be at my wedding reception with my phone and be like “dat was aight i guess”

skarvika: learn how to talk like me

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:45:21 -0400

skarvika:

learn how to talk like me

my stepdad is trying to compliment my mom on her cooking and she literally will not accept it shhhh...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:40:33 -0400

my stepdad is trying to compliment my mom on her cooking and she literally will not accept it shhhh mom JUST SAY FUCKIN THANK YOU DON’T MAKE IT A BIG DEAL

today i wrote about a boy for the first time in almost a year this feels good

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:31:04 -0400

today i wrote about a boy for the first time in almost a year this feels good